Victoria Beckham ft Dane Bowers - Out Of Your Mind.
“This tune’s gonna punish you!” Aw bless Vicky’s little Versace cotton socks, she tried so hard to be edgy but as we all know she got beaten to the top spot by someone even posher than Posh.
Just compare her dancing skills to her efforts just four years previous. Look how far she’s come! Queen Vic has mastered lasers and technology and is paving the way for T-Pain’s entire career with her Sparky’s Magic Piano vocoder.
Conversely, Dane ‘I’m just big boned’ Bowers is having problems wrestling with his new Beckham-branded Satnav:
“Turn. Left. After. 400. Metres.”
“I can’t turn left! There’s a bald-headed baddie down there! I think he might be the boss of Telstar records wanting his budget back!”
“Reverse. Reverse. Reverse.”
“Do you mean re-re-wind? Look I AM NOT CRAIG DAVID no matter how hard I try…”
(I’ll be posting up more songs from 2000 over the next few weeks as part of my Decade Of Pop)