Sébastien Tellier - Pépito Bleu
Well here’s an early contender for WTF of the Year! Seb T’s home planet is about to explode so he escapes in hummingbird/moth form, wiggles his way through a wormhole and lands on Earth assuming the shape of a reincarnated Jimmy Saville.
Were you or I to embark on such a journey, the next logical step would be to find some childless couple with sturdy morals and get yourself adopted, then become a reporter in a city with high crime levels and so on. Sebastian decides to skip this bit and move directly to constructing an ice palace and telepathically recruiting members for his new cult (including a pretty lady who is on the verge of building a mashed potato edifice when she gets the call - I hope she gets a proper square medal afterwards.)
Now then (‘now then’), I don’t know about you but all I achieved on this frosty Monday morning was buying a domain name and setting the DNS servers for it, so Seb has done quite well in less than three minutes.
